Posted by
Team Raj on Saturday, October 14, 2006 2:46:02 PM
Lone Star Times narrates
Raj on the border.
Literally. A man running for Congress as a Republican in a Pennsylvania district was visiting Texas and decided to have a look at the border situation for himself.
Disturbed by this scene, our imaginative candidate did what any of us would do. He hired elephants and a band to demonstrate the ease of crossing the border.